IMG_20140528_104214468_HDRWhether it is Daycare, Preschool or Kindergarten, Mister Porkpie has a program to educate and entertain the most critical 2 1/2 – 6 year old! Blending his unique wit with magic and comedy, Mister Porkpie delights children and teachers alike with his silly assembly shows.

Mister Porkpie’s Super Silly
Wild & Wacky Magic Show

You’ll need some earplugs when you hear the kids screaming during these 45 minutes of shear fun!  The kids go nuts as spring snakes fly and rubber chickens appear throughout the show.

Books year round!

Pedestrian Safety Program with Crossing Guard Porkpie

Stop! Look! Listen!  Join Mister Porkpie the Crossing Guard as he teaches students about Pedestrian Safety.  During this important but fun program, children will learn several safety lessons, including sidewalk safety, identifying traffic signs and how to use a crosswalk.

November is Child Safety & Protection Month, but this can be booked year-round.

Mister Porkpie’s Halloween Show

Kooky? Yes!
Spooky? No!

Mister Porkpie presents a silly Halloween themed show each October.

Space is limited, Book now!

Mister Porkpie’s Winter Wonderland

Grab your ugly Christmas sweaters and prepare for Mister Porkpie’s Winter Wonderland Show.  Lots of laughs and giggles during this fun holiday performance.

Booking for December!

Contact us at (833) 484-3349 or to book your show.